So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Who wants water? I do.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

that wall over there ->

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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