- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

woman's rights

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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