Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Hello

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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