What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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