what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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