:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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