- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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