What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Your mother is so fat.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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