- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Massie is a fatass

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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