- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A pope meets another one

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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