- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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