What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Moral

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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women's rights

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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