- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Charlie Sheen is winning

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