How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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