HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

rent a cops

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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