- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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