- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Two women were sitting quietly.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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