what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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