- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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