Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Racial Equality

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your Mother

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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