how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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