What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

black chicken. kfc

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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