- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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