Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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YOU

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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