- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

women's rights

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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