- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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