Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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