Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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