What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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