- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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