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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Go away

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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