Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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