- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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