- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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