- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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