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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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