- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Potassium? K.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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