- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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