- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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