- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Donald Trump

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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