- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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