How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Andoni was here

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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