- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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