Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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