One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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mexicans fishing

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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knock,knock you suck

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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