Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Andoni was here

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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