What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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