- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

The truth is he loves her!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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