- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A man goes to the potty.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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