- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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