Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Women deserve equal rights.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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