Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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