- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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