- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

hiya

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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