- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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