A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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HOLY COW!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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