A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Black people.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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