Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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