What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Maths.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Anti Joke

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