- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday