Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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sadf

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Anti Joke

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