- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Your mother just died.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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