Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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