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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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