- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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