Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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