- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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