Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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