- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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