- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Face...the other white meat!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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