- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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