- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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