- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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