Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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ur gey

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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