- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Golf.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Your mom.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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