Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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mark is life

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Chuck Norris.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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