- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I am quite mature.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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