- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

SHUT UP JP

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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