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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Sarah Palin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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