- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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