- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

human centipede

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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