How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

no

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Sam Hengal.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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