Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Pickles are moist.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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