How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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j.p. is dumb

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Soccer...

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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