- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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