Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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I? Everett

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Hi.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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