- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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