- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats green and lives in the water

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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