- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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