Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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the economy.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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