- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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