- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A young baby died.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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