A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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And you honored it I see :P

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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