- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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