Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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