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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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